Primary 500 words - Lucy
Peppa and Mario are helping Shrek find a new swamp for the day. Potato Foot is staying behind he is the reason Shrek needs a new swamp because he filled Shrek’s swamp up with a ballistic amount of his potatoes. Dan’s bum is exploding with diarrhoea so he has to stay behind it’s that bad I mean like its spewing and squirting everywhere! It’s been about half an hour since Shrek, Mario and Peppa have left and now there in a scary deep dark wood. “I feel bubbly in the tummy.” Peppa moans.
“You`ll be fine.” Shrek growls as he frustratingly stomps on the muddy path.
Peppa and Mario look at each other and carry on following Shrek. In the distance Shrek has spotted a perfect looking swamp. They walk up a very steep hill. “It’s glorious.” Shrek said as he admired his discovery.
The swamp starts grumbling. “Uhh what’s that?” asks Peppa.
“I don’t think this is a swamp Shrek its A VOLCANO THAT’S ABOUT TO ERUPT! RUUUUUNN!!” Mario screams so they all start running down the dry bumpy volcano like crazy monkeys running to a banana and fighting over who gets it. Suddenly Peppa trips over smooth but jagged sharp rock. “Get up Peppa!” Shrek hurriedly said.
“I’m too FAT!” Yells Peppa but then a groaning voice said “HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER!” It wasn’t a rock it was a dragons scale everyone stars panicking. “Sorry my swamp is filled with potatoes and I wanted a backup one so we went looking for one, I thought this was one but it wasn’t and the volcano is about to erupt so please can you fly us out of this mess that I got us all into!!” Shrek breaths.
“Ok, thank you for explain now get out of here.” The dragon said he darted up into the air and was gracefully flying “Were to?” The dragon questioned.
“My swamp or Shreks swamp that’s me I’m Shrek.” He said.
Over the valleys, Theme Parks and caves. Through the Forests, Corn Mazes and Streets. In and out of houses.
“We’ll be 15 more minutes.” Exclaimed the dragon as he carried on flying.
“WEEEEEEE!” They all chanted.
“Were here!” said the dragon all of a sudden he tips and flips and they all fall of into a nice and clean swamp
“GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!” Shrek yells at Peppa and Mario.
Peppa and Mario climb out of the swamp and walk into Shrek’s cabin and see Potato Foot lying on the floor with a slobbery brown stuff on him, they walk around him and go see how Dan is doing thy open the toilet door and FBFBBTFBTBBFBFBTBFBTBFBBTBFBBBFTBFBTBFBTTFTF TTFFBT diarrhoea squirts in Peppa and Mario’s face.
“Thud.” Peppa and Mario fall to the ground. Nobody notices because Shrek is outside, Dan is still having explosive bad diarrhoea in the toilet. Potato Foot is also passed out
The moral of the story is don’t fill Shrek’s swamp with potatoes, or anything!